October 23, 2019

Sparkling Water

Hey you, yeah you, fuck you, you’re reading a review of sparkling water. This is seriously what my reviewing has turned into at this time of […]
October 23, 2019


Memento is the classic who-dunnit, murder-mystery, will-they-snap-or-won’t-they thriller put into a blender and thrown at a wall. It follows the story of Leonard, a man with […]
October 23, 2019

Wellington (2.0 review)

In Issue 15 of Craccum I reviewed the great city of Wellington because I had gone down for the weekend and really didn’t have any pop […]
March 1, 2020


The Oscar movie Scar-Jo wished she were in this awards season. Up until the Oscars, I still hadn’t seen the critically-acclaimed film Parasite. I mean, I’ve […]