August 10, 2020

Eh… What’s Up, Cock?

At Craccum, we have a finite amount of space to publish content – it’s just the nature of physical media. Hoard it, baby. Unlike Buzzfeed, we […]
August 10, 2020

Local Music Review – ms give up

This week’s great review was brought to you by Fernando Bravo! “ms give up”from the album “CLONED HEART: INANIMATE PLOKMA”: ready to exist This track exists […]
August 10, 2020

Edward Penishands, dir. Paul Norman

Edward Penishands is a mostly predictable 87 minute reproduction of Tim Burton’s original, but with Edward spraying spunk everywhere through his well-endowed hands. It begins with […]
August 10, 2020

Eating My Ball Juice, dir. Begeeman

Staring right into the camera, aged director and sole actor Begeeman, a surprisingly accurate lookalike for Kevin Rudd invites you to take part in his culinary […]