August 13, 2019

Hearsay! The Grant Guilford Factbox

Did you know? On the 2nd of August, 2019, Grant Guilford became the first and only person on Earth to think ‘Wellington Victoria University of Wellington: […]
August 13, 2019

A Week in Sport

Each week, our sports jock Joshua Jayde tries to justify wasting his life watching sport videos on YouTube by writing it all down. For Those Poor […]
August 18, 2019

Lincoln University and Canterbury University Merger is Denied

A potential partnership between Lincoln University (LU) and Canterbury University (CU) has been shut-down by Education Minister and Moses-parting-the-red-sea impersonator Chris Hipkins. The partnership was first […]
August 18, 2019

Guess Who’s Back? (It’s Measles)

The University of Auckland has confirmed more students have contracted measles. Students in BIOSCI 101, BIOSCI 106, CHEM 110, COMPSCI 110, MEDSCI 142, MEDSCI 206 and […]