June 5, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #1: How to Increase Productivity

The computer is the greatest and most terrible of the numerous devices we have let into our homes thinking they will make our lives easier. It […]
June 5, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #2: How to Cry

It is best done in the rain but never wait more than three days for the right weather. Night is the best time to begin, as […]
June 6, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #3: How to Make a Refusal

I am aware that there is pressure in this culture to let somebody down easily. I think this is a dangerous practice. A refusal is not […]
July 15, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #13 – How to Sew a Button

If there is a single phrase that characterises the tragic omission of basic life skills from mainstream education, it is, “I can’t even sew a button.” […]