March 4, 2019


From the creators of Scream, amateur clairvoyants Sherry Zhang and Daphne Zheng Know What You Did Last Summer and are ready to predict your futures. ARIES […]
May 11, 2020

Horoscopes: Sexy Sexy Times

Taurus Before lockdown, you weren’t getting that much action and you were pretty okay with that. Now, you’re 40 days deep talking to a Bumble match […]
May 18, 2020

How to decide which 9 friends to hang out with. Not 10, don’t leave yourself out hun. Otherwise 11’s a crowd.

Aries Bring out your competitive edge, make a kahoot quiz with facts all about yourself, and pit your friends to battle to the death of who […]
May 25, 2020

Horoscopes #11: Which Ministerial Portfolio Are You Qualified to Run?

Aries: Minister of Primary Industries: you’re a farm kid and we love that you know how to drive a quad bike, and scoop poop. Bio-security is […]