HEARSAY! (News with less of those boring ‘facts’)
In what is some of the best possible promo for the Spice Girl upcoming reunion tour and the book deal about her divorce, Mel B a.k.a Scary Spice has admitted that yes, the rumours about her and Geri Halliwell a.k.a Ginger Spice were true.
Yes, while the Spice Girls were advocating for female unity and girl power in their infectious hits, Ginger Spice was dropping her panties and letting Scary Spice getting deep in that auburn poontang. In an interview with known worm-brained shit-breathed flea factory Piers Morgan, Mel B admitted to the beautiful revelations with ‘a slight shyness’, before gathering herself and wholeheartedly admitting to the tryst. While she had always heard the media rumours about their respective warming of the love muffins, this was the first time that she had confirmed or denied that the respective twat-tickling had happened.
Immediately, Piers wanted to know more. Licking his Cretaceous-period scaly, crusted lips, he asked her to elaborate. “Yeah,” she smiled, and with a growing smirk “Geri and I were licking each other’s muffs! Sometimes you just find a lass that treats you right and, well, I had just gotten the tongue piercing… so I was ready for a lot of things.” Mel B sipped her cup of water and stifled a giggle. “Yeah, I taste-tested that punani.” Piers Morgan was barely able to keep his translucent two-inch dick in his pants during the discussion, but admirably, Mel B just kept on going. “Oh, I hope she’s not mad. She’s living in a country house with a husband and I’ve probably embarrassed her for life! But c’est la vie. Her snatch tasted like a lemon meringue and I’m proud to let the world know that. Girl power, mate.”
After the interview, Mel B immediately called up Geri on her phone and alerted her to the story that was about to hit the airwaves. “Geriiiiii, girllll, warn your husband. They know the cooter crunching. I told them. Sorry!!!!!!”
The Spice Girls commence their reunion tour on May 24th in Dublin this year.