It has been a really busy week for our AUSA president George, or GBartz as we like to call him, so Anamika (Welfare VP) and myself, Emma (Education VP) have taken it upon ourselves to write this invigorating column on GB’s behalf.
George said keep it brief and be nice so here are a few bits and pieces of what’s been happening and what’s going down next week:
We are having an Annual General Meeting! We will be giving notice very soon for some pretty exciting ch-ch-ch-changes for our students.
George has been avoiding catching coronavirus (COVID – 19) by following the University’s guidelines of washing our hands, keeping our bodily fluids to ourselves, and ensuring the team is chugging Dettol. (This is not sponsored but if y’all want the opportunity to work with us, we are running low on the pump bottles)
SEXY TIMES WERE HAD @ AUSA: Sex week! Sorry if you didn’t get any – there is always next year! If you had the chance to swing by our SExpo or Dirty Bingo (Winkey Emoji) we know you would have had a good time either way. George certainly did (Winkey Emoji).
Money week, or as we like to call it: $chmoney week is upon us so make sure you drop by shads to get the best deal on campus. “$8 jugs never looked so good, Yeh.” – George Barton.
George wanted us to do another plug for Shads but really – do we even need to?
To fill up space and word count – we have carefully prepared an acrostic poem:
To the theme of that song that is like “L is for the way you look at me..” etc (we know it doesn’t rhyme but just go with it)
G is for the way you GIVE a hoot about the fair treatment of our students
E is for EVERYONE wanting to arrange to meet with him about things that could have been sent in an email
O is for the damn operations plans he’s making the VP’s come up with
G is for Georgia, his girlfriend that he loves very very much (I know right… George and Georgia?!?)
E is for EVERYONE GET’S AN AUSA O – WEEK BAG! (while stocks last)
Based on this alone, he probably won’t let us write his column again but it was fun while it lasted!
Anamika and Emma xx
*George Barton, President, does not endorse this message