The girls teamed up to serve wet ass pussy on the fattest beat to the general public. Though, to be honest, “Wet Ass Pussy” was not the acronym I was expecting. The minimalist beat at the first glance sounded somewhat boring with the repetitive usage of the “whores in this house” sample. But, I think this made me shift my focus on the lyrics instead, and that is where Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s chemistry kicked in. IMO, this was a better collab than the Eminem & Kid Cudi collab “The Adventures of Moon Man and Slim Shady” since the synergy displayed in WAP was more clearly visible. Also, it’s not a LAT (Long Ass Title).
Lyrically, this song made me wanna set up an OnlyFans account and bait one of my subscribers into buying me a new phone just for pics of this hypothetical WAP. Clearly, they did not hold back while writing and it showed. My personally favourite lyrics was “I want you to ouch that lil’ dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat” and I uh…….. I can relate to that, queen! Ugh.
This song is just fun to listen to. In terms of the lyrics, it had the same energy as the iconic bar “somebody point me to the best ass eater”.
