Lachlan Mitchell has searched far and wide for the sauciest erotic fan fiction. Read on to find some of the best (and worst) examples he could find.
Pride is about much more than what we choose to acknowledge about our community – it is about not forgetting those who walked the paths before us, built the walls that give us shelter from the cold winds. Pride is also about those we choose to forget; who do we try to bury in the hope of disguising their influence? One of our most neglected figures in the LGBT community is the fanfic writer. Not because they are ‘good’, or because they are ‘fully functional’, but because they are who we are, or who we used to be. Try as we might, we cannot forget their impact. Here, I will provide short excerpts of some of the most… emblematic fanfiction out there, so that one day we might not forget the people many of us once were. Well, many of you, anyway.
All material is completely unedited!
Kingdom Hearts: Shared Hurt, Amended Hearts
Deep down, Riku was more turned on than scared or shocked after that threat/display of trust and assertiveness, but something told him it wasn’t the time to admit that openly. Maybe later, preferably somewhere dry and with no items that could be a choking hazard… no, scratch that last part.
You know, there was a reason why the mouse was usually the top when it came to more private affairs – of course aside from their size, age and experience difference. In the beginning Mickey was more than a friend to Riku, he was his mentor, and over time the boy developed certain extraordinary respect towards the mouse; not only for the relationship they built, but also due to the whole kingship shit, which no matter how much Mickey disregarded Riku still valued and at times even made him feel unworthy of the affection of the animal.
Comments: Goofy’s son turns Disney Castle into a strip club in this one, by the way,
Grey’s Anatomy: Masters of Fate
Meredith collected herself, took Cristina’s hands in her own, and smiled at her best friend. “I’m going to Iraq. I joined the army, Cristina.”
Comments: I actually don’t think there needs to be any more of a setup than this single line. Meredith Grey becomes part of America’s illegal wars in order to get away from her ex-girlfriend(s)? What else do you need?
Golden Girls: Doing the Dishes
Blanche let go of her friend for a moment to enjoy the view. Her own panties were ruined by now. This was so hot.. That she was allowed to see her friend like that, the most private and proud woman she knew. “It would be my honor, Dorothy” she whispered. Then she touched Dorothy’s thigh, stroke up, leaving her pussy out, down the other thigh, up again and without further ado pushed two fingers into the hot flesh. Dorothy almost screamed. “Uhhh, more, Blanche, more” Blanche began to move her fingers slowly, oh, so slowly in and out of Dorothy’s vagina. She took her time, added another finger, twisted, massaged, spread Dorothy open. When the muscles around her fingers started to clench she sped up her movements, now pumping in and out with force. Dorothy writhed under Blanche’s ministrations. It didn’t take long for Dorothy’s legs to shake and a growl to ascend from deep within her as she came undone. She threw her head back. “Blanche, oh, yes! YES! Blanche!”.
Comments: There are at least eleven stories like this on archiveofourown.org – thank you for being a fiend, I guess.
Supernatural: Stitches, Snuggles, and Kisses
“I don’t think we will make it, my room is closer.” Dean finds the door to his room and leads Castiel inside. “You can sleep here tonight.” He lowers Cas onto his bed and sits him up against the headboard. Dean turns to his dresser and digs out a faded Led Zeppelin t-shirt. “Put this on,” He says and hands the shirt to Cas, and the angel slips off his bloodied, tattered shirt. Dean then kneels down and takes off Castiel’s shoes. Cas can’t help himself and runs his fingers through Deans’ hair.
“Your hair is soft like flower petals,” A now shirtless Cas says softly, almost to himself. Dean closed his eyes and lingered under Castiel’s touch, he could hear his own heart beating loudly in his chest.
Comments: The filter system on this site is amazing – there are, quite literally, 6510 fanfics where Dean Winchester is a bottom.
“Kramer?” Jerry’s breathy, fatigued voice jolted Kramer out of his fantasy. At least, what began as a fantasy. Jerry looked over his shoulder inquisitively at his friend, whose body was pressed up against his back and whose hand rested between his legs. Kramer was frozen. This was absolutely not a dream. His hand truly was touching Jerry, and Jerry’s gaze truly was aimed at him. Kramer blushed shamefully and started to take his hand back.
Comments: At least it’s not “Seinfeld: Laugh Factory 2006”.
The OC: Taking The B Out Of Bromance
Ryan waits nervously in their apartment for Seth to return. Talking to Sandy helped in that way it always did. Still Seth had loved Summer for years and even if Seth liked guys he might not like Ryan. He wasn’t driven like Summer and he couldn’t compare with the way Seth loved Summer since they were kids. He goes over what he wants to say in his head but words are Seth’s area of expertise, suffering from an abundance of them. Seth won’t hate him but, as Sandy pointed out, Ryan doesn’t have enough friends that he can afford to lose one. Seth welcomed him from the start and Ryan has been a little bit in love with him since junior year of college, while Seth was still with Summer. He’s planning a speech of sorts when Seth arrives home.
Comments: Sandy Cohen, forever the sagely father, allows his adopted son to ask out his biological son. There’s something for everyone out there.
There’s a whole wide world waiting for you out there – hundreds of thousands of fanfics just dripping in warm history. Pride is as much about liberation as it is why we are cursed to damnation.