Welcome to Craccum, where we put the “agony” in “agony aunt.” We’re not qualified to deal with your problems, but neither are you.
Can you please give us a list of ALL the microwaves in city campus?
Reading this made me cry. What I wouldn’t give to shove my precious lunch into a filthy disease-ridden half-broken microwave in the asshole of HSB.
My flatmate is being really productive during the lockdown. It’s making me feel bad about my own lack of productivity. How can I stop him being so productive so that I can feel better about not watching my lectures?
If you don’t think I’m going to say “kill him”, then you haven’t been reading this column enough.
Otherwise, take his laptop charger. Watch the light in his eyes slowly die as his battery drops lower and lower. He’ll come to the Netflix party eventually.
What’s the best animated kid’s film to watch? And why did you say Shrek 2?