Scary Movie 2 is a relic even tho it is almost 20 years old, lol. People always say you couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today but who cares? Boomer movie. You couldn’t make Scary Movie 2 today and that’s the real crime. James Woods as a priest trying to touch up a 15 year old in an Exorcist parody? Lol. It’s even racist and mocks disabled people and all that. The ghost sticks his ectoplasm dick in a sleeping Tori Spelling, even tho she turns out to be game. A Twitter cancellation orbital strike would happen within minutes of the movie’s release.
But who actually cares? It’s meant to be gross and bad and not inclusive. It’s terrible, but who cares! So let’s move to the good bits. The most well-known gags still hold up – any scene with Brenda is wonderful. The skeleton scene? Wouldn’t change a thing!! Cindy is great all the time and Anna Faris looks beautiful in dark hair, and can sell stupid like few can. Very dated at some points, like the three minute Nike commercial parody and jokes about Calista Flockheart, bc this was 2001, lol! The cum scene featuring the eldest brother in Malcolm in the Middle? Still wild.
Watch it, or don’t watch it. It’s called Scary Movie 2, not Sociology Class 102.
9/10: Problematic? Duh. Who cares lol
