March 11, 2019

Prime Minister’s Address

Welcome back! If you’re returning for another year, I hope summer, summer work, or summer school was kind to you. And for those of you starting […]
March 11, 2019

Lessons from Bollywood: It’s more woke than The Academy

“If it’s not a happy ending, it means that your story is not over yet”. Though an underrated Bollywood flick, the arc words of Om Shanti […]
March 11, 2019

Drake was corny in 2009, In 2019 he’s got the best ear.

This is a review of Drake’s decade old So Far Gone which was recently released on streaming platforms to celebrate its anniversary. Not every rapper gets […]
March 4, 2019

Guest Column: Delivery is the Lowest Bar to Clear

The Prime Minister says this year will be her ‘year of delivery’. While I could point out Governments should be ‘delivering’ all the time (that’s why […]
March 4, 2019

Guest Column: With Apologies To Paris Hilton

While reading Keeara’s Cheap Eats spotlight this week (check it out in Lifestyle), I came across the shocking revelation that Paris Hilton once entertained the idea […]
September 30, 2018

Hollywoo: God, As Presented by Spark Arena

Each week Lachlan Mitchell, glorified tabloid writer, tries to cover up that he is blatantly copying Vanity Fair. On September 21st, life gained new meaning. Every […]
September 30, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #21 – How to Let Things Go

Each week Astrid Crosland provides instructions on how to improve your life in some small but important ways. It is normal to invest emotional attachment to […]
September 30, 2018

Hollywoo: The Laughter Is a Bit Harder This Time Around

Each week Lachlan Mitchell, glorified tabloid writer, tries to cover up that he is blatantly copying Vanity Fair. There are some aspects of my life that […]
September 30, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #20 – How to Nap

Each week Astrid Crosland provides instructions on how to improve your life in some small but important ways. As a chronically fatigued person, I have experimented […]
September 10, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #19 – How to Locate Your Instinct

Each week Astrid Crossland provides instructions on how to improve your life in some small but important ways. In advanced studies of the self, you may […]
September 10, 2018

Hollywoo: My trip to Riverdale

Each week Lachlan Mitchell, glorified tabloid writer, tries to cover up that he is blatantly copying Vanity Fair. I started watching Riverdale over the break upon […]
September 9, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #18 – How to Design a Cocktail

Each week Astrid Crossland provides instructions on how to improve your life in some small but important ways. At the mid-point of every party, when the […]
September 9, 2018

Hollywoo: So God Created Mankind in His Own Image

Each week Lachlan Mitchell, glorified tabloid writer, tries to cover up that he is blatantly copying Vanity Fair. The existence of Lucky Break and That’s Life […]
August 12, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #17: How to Choose Fruit

The metaphorical value of fruit deserves its own, dedicated, article to properly illuminate, so this week I would rather focus on the practicalities of sampling and […]
August 12, 2018

Hollywoo: You Can Be My Wingman Anytime

Tom Cruise is a special figure in my life. If he ever comes up in a conversation, especially in the times that I did not introduce […]