Columns

August 12, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #17: How to Choose Fruit

The metaphorical value of fruit deserves its own, dedicated, article to properly illuminate, so this week I would rather focus on the practicalities of sampling and […]
August 12, 2018

Hollywoo: You Can Be My Wingman Anytime

Tom Cruise is a special figure in my life. If he ever comes up in a conversation, especially in the times that I did not introduce […]
August 12, 2018

Road to #Fitspo: Road to #Modeling

Modeling is said to have started in 1853 when the father of ‘haute couture’, Charles Frederick Worth, asked his wife, Marie Vernet Worth, to model his […]
August 5, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #16 – How to Fathom

After a shock or sudden change, the mind is prone to creating thoughts in flurries, each one unique, each one a shard of ice. It is […]
August 5, 2018

Hollywoo: If Anyone Wants Me, I’ll Be in My Room

Next year, The Simpsons turns 30 years old – I won’t get into the literally decades-old point about how we just want it to be euthanised […]
July 30, 2018

Road to #fitspo: Transition to #igmodel

At the beginning of the year, I set out on a journey to drop some of my more noticable vices in an attempt to improve my […]
July 30, 2018

Hollywoo: Kanto in the Wind

I still enjoy Pokémon. I’m going to leave the e unaccented out of laziness, but if you read this column and see the acute é sprinkled […]
July 30, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #15 – How to Improve Your Self-Image

Your self-image is probably one of the trickiest things you will find yourself dealing with and, unlike some issues, is unlikely to be something you deal […]
July 23, 2018

Hollywoo: LOST in Space

About a month ago, a dear friend of mine had a burning desire to sell me his favourite show of the moment: The Expanse. I was […]
July 23, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #14 – How to Summon your Courage

Inevitably, there will be a time or situation in your life where you have some idea of the best way to proceed but find yourself paralyzed […]
July 23, 2018

Guest column: On Forgetting Your Manners; Or, a Nation of Feckless Cunts

“Do something about your dad’s immigration practises you feckless cunt” – Samantha Bee “I would like to sincerely apologize to Ivanka Trump and to my viewers […]
July 15, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #13 – How to Sew a Button

If there is a single phrase that characterises the tragic omission of basic life skills from mainstream education, it is, “I can’t even sew a button.” […]
July 15, 2018

Hollywoo: TINA! Bring me the axe!

My boyfriend is . . . not exactly the most pop-culture savvy person out there. He’s an engineering student so I mean, I knew what I […]
June 6, 2018

Prune Juice: “Here are my tits, omg I’m so 19 ahahah.”

I woke up on Sunday morning, squished into a begrudging big spoon position. I crashed my friend’s single bed after celebrating her 19’th birthday. Like the […]
June 6, 2018

Road to #Fitspo: Amateur Hour

Considering last week’s horror start, it felt only right to really give my #fitspo journey a more considered effort this week. Come Sunday night, I readied […]