September 30, 2018

Hollywoo: God, As Presented by Spark Arena

Each week Lachlan Mitchell, glorified tabloid writer, tries to cover up that he is blatantly copying Vanity Fair. On September 21st, life gained new meaning. Every […]
September 30, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #21 – How to Let Things Go

Each week Astrid Crosland provides instructions on how to improve your life in some small but important ways. It is normal to invest emotional attachment to […]
September 30, 2018

Hollywoo: The Laughter Is a Bit Harder This Time Around

Each week Lachlan Mitchell, glorified tabloid writer, tries to cover up that he is blatantly copying Vanity Fair. There are some aspects of my life that […]
September 30, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #20 – How to Nap

Each week Astrid Crosland provides instructions on how to improve your life in some small but important ways. As a chronically fatigued person, I have experimented […]
September 10, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #19 – How to Locate Your Instinct

Each week Astrid Crossland provides instructions on how to improve your life in some small but important ways. In advanced studies of the self, you may […]
September 10, 2018

Hollywoo: My trip to Riverdale

Each week Lachlan Mitchell, glorified tabloid writer, tries to cover up that he is blatantly copying Vanity Fair. I started watching Riverdale over the break upon […]
September 9, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #18 – How to Design a Cocktail

Each week Astrid Crossland provides instructions on how to improve your life in some small but important ways. At the mid-point of every party, when the […]
September 9, 2018

Hollywoo: So God Created Mankind in His Own Image

Each week Lachlan Mitchell, glorified tabloid writer, tries to cover up that he is blatantly copying Vanity Fair. The existence of Lucky Break and That’s Life […]
August 12, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #17: How to Choose Fruit

The metaphorical value of fruit deserves its own, dedicated, article to properly illuminate, so this week I would rather focus on the practicalities of sampling and […]
August 12, 2018

Hollywoo: You Can Be My Wingman Anytime

Tom Cruise is a special figure in my life. If he ever comes up in a conversation, especially in the times that I did not introduce […]
August 12, 2018

Road to #Fitspo: Road to #Modeling

Modeling is said to have started in 1853 when the father of ‘haute couture’, Charles Frederick Worth, asked his wife, Marie Vernet Worth, to model his […]
August 5, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #16 – How to Fathom

After a shock or sudden change, the mind is prone to creating thoughts in flurries, each one unique, each one a shard of ice. It is […]
August 5, 2018

Hollywoo: If Anyone Wants Me, I’ll Be in My Room

Next year, The Simpsons turns 30 years old – I won’t get into the literally decades-old point about how we just want it to be euthanised […]
July 30, 2018

Road to #fitspo: Transition to #igmodel

At the beginning of the year, I set out on a journey to drop some of my more noticable vices in an attempt to improve my […]
July 30, 2018

Hollywoo: Kanto in the Wind

I still enjoy Pokémon. I’m going to leave the e unaccented out of laziness, but if you read this column and see the acute é sprinkled […]