columns.

March 11, 2019

Drake was corny in 2009, In 2019 he’s got the best ear.

This is a review of Drake’s decade old So Far Gone which was recently released on streaming platforms to celebrate its anniversary. Not every rapper gets […]
March 4, 2019

Guest Column: Delivery is the Lowest Bar to Clear

The Prime Minister says this year will be her ‘year of delivery’. While I could point out Governments should be ‘delivering’ all the time (that’s why […]
March 4, 2019

Guest Column: With Apologies To Paris Hilton

While reading Keeara’s Cheap Eats spotlight this week (check it out in Lifestyle), I came across the shocking revelation that Paris Hilton once entertained the idea […]
September 30, 2018

Hollywoo: God, As Presented by Spark Arena

Each week Lachlan Mitchell, glorified tabloid writer, tries to cover up that he is blatantly copying Vanity Fair. On September 21st, life gained new meaning. Every […]
September 30, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #21 – How to Let Things Go

Each week Astrid Crosland provides instructions on how to improve your life in some small but important ways. It is normal to invest emotional attachment to […]
September 30, 2018

Hollywoo: The Laughter Is a Bit Harder This Time Around

Each week Lachlan Mitchell, glorified tabloid writer, tries to cover up that he is blatantly copying Vanity Fair. There are some aspects of my life that […]
September 30, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #20 – How to Nap

Each week Astrid Crosland provides instructions on how to improve your life in some small but important ways. As a chronically fatigued person, I have experimented […]
September 10, 2018

Eccentric Life Advice #19 – How to Locate Your Instinct

Each week Astrid Crossland provides instructions on how to improve your life in some small but important ways. In advanced studies of the self, you may […]
September 10, 2018

Hollywoo: My trip to Riverdale

Each week Lachlan Mitchell, glorified tabloid writer, tries to cover up that he is blatantly copying Vanity Fair. I started watching Riverdale over the break upon […]