arts spotlight.

May 21, 2019

Hi, um… I made a playlist for you x (or Sherry digs into her Spotify to pull out the playlists of ex-girlfriends to get another byline)

I started getting crushes on people from a very young age. Um… Year Two to be exact. He had brown hair, was really good at soccer, […]
May 21, 2019

Et tu, Tati?

As someone who has little interest in Youtubers and beauty culture and influencers in general, to say I am uneducated on their shit is but a […]
May 6, 2019

It’s not too late to change the voice of Detective Pikachu to Danny DeVito

At the time this is published, Detective Pikachu will be one week away from appearing in screens – while this may not be on your radar, […]
May 6, 2019

Trauma while eating Twisties

Wasn’t 2008 great? You’d come home from a long day at school, turn on Sticky TV, watch Fairly Odd Parents and be treated to your mother […]
April 29, 2019

Good God, Get a Grip, Girl

Just so we’re starting off completely clear and honest with each other, this isn’t going to be a think piece on how fucked up RuPaul is […]
April 29, 2019

CRACCUM tries to be relatable(TM) with CRACCUM’s Picks of the Week

Here at the Arts section, we’re trying a little bit of restructuring. I’m getting off my ass, basically. I’m also filling space because no one but […]
April 9, 2019

Potted Potter: Not an Advertisement

Dedicated journalist on all things Potted Potter,and Dudley Dursley apologistBrian Guof Craccum has managed to get an interview with one of the hottest plays coming our […]
April 9, 2019

Ross Geller, Scourge of Humanity

Friends is a show that forms an unbreakable trinity with The Office and Harry Potter as properties that underpin the very basis of white society – […]
April 9, 2019

The Playing with Yourself Playlist

Wanking, jacking off, the taco handshake, celebrating Palm Sunday, consulting with Doctor Jack-off or having a Girl’s Night In. However you say it, everybody masturbates. It’s […]