arts spotlight.

April 29, 2019

Good God, Get a Grip, Girl

Just so we’re starting off completely clear and honest with each other, this isn’t going to be a think piece on how fucked up RuPaul is […]
April 29, 2019

CRACCUM tries to be relatable(TM) with CRACCUM’s Picks of the Week

Here at the Arts section, we’re trying a little bit of restructuring. I’m getting off my ass, basically. I’m also filling space because no one but […]
April 9, 2019

Potted Potter: Not an Advertisement

Dedicated journalist on all things Potted Potter,and Dudley Dursley apologistBrian Guof Craccum has managed to get an interview with one of the hottest plays coming our […]
April 9, 2019

Ross Geller, Scourge of Humanity

Friends is a show that forms an unbreakable trinity with The Office and Harry Potter as properties that underpin the very basis of white society – […]
April 9, 2019

The Playing with Yourself Playlist

Wanking, jacking off, the taco handshake, celebrating Palm Sunday, consulting with Doctor Jack-off or having a Girl’s Night In. However you say it, everybody masturbates. It’s […]
March 25, 2019

The Definitive List of the Greatest Office Characters Ever

I had to last-minute replace a paragraph from the Arts Editor trashing the show to write this, but by God I will make sure this article […]
March 25, 2019

I’m the Captain Now

Note: Contains massive spoilers. Finally, a female-led Marvel movie has graced theatre screens. After 20 MCU films, Brie Larson has been crowned as Carol Danvers a.k.a […]
March 11, 2019

Heavy Metal and Rejected: A Timeline of Azealia Banks

I vividly remember two afternoons from my formative Tumblr years. Well, no, three. The day I logged on to find that one of the most popular […]
March 4, 2019

Spotlight: Buckle Up, Kids!

Recently, I was hit with the devastating news that Jeopardy was going to be removed from the Netflix library later this month. For those unaware of […]