editorials.

June 5, 2019

Yeah, so about that butt on the cover…

Craccum is proud to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of that time we got censored for having a straight up pornographic issue. To keep our butts […]
May 27, 2019

The Mystery of the Pee Bag

Working at Craccum is truly an interesting experience. We have shit yarns, stress over deadlines and sometimes get free stuff.  Many of the shit yarns we […]
May 21, 2019

It’s 4am and I am Writing a Listicle Out of Desperation: A Memoir

As the end of the semester draws closer at what seems like a glacial pace, you may begin to see those deadlines starting to pile up. […]
May 15, 2019

Depression memes are not a real coping mechanism

I imagine many people are going to feel very called out by the title of this week’s editorial. I myself am super guilty of sending my […]
May 6, 2019

Making an ass of myself, it’s what I do baby

When writing for Craccum, my general rule of thumb is ‘does this make me laugh?’. I can’t always make others laugh, but if I’m having a […]
April 29, 2019

Getting Roasted in the Group Chat: An Autobiography

The group chat is one of the most innocent joys brought to us by social media. Having bants while no having to get out of bed […]
April 9, 2019

C’s get degrees and thankfully so does a C-

Week Six will leave many of us scrambling to find what it was we were actually supposed to have learned so far. It’s a fact that […]
April 9, 2019

Buckle up kids, things are about to get moist

Buckle up kids, things are about to get moist The annual sex issue is upon us, and we at Craccum could not be wetter. AUSA thrust […]
March 25, 2019

Jokes Aside, Be Kind to One Another

When putting together Craccum, we are one week behind the news cycle between the time we go to print and distribution onto campus. Often when there […]