editorials.

July 29, 2019

A “bad idea” is a subjective term

When our Features Editor Cameron first pitched “The Grimace Issue”, it’s fair to say I had a few questions. Phrases such as “Why?” and “What if […]
July 29, 2019

“Do YoU gUyS eVeN hAvE aUtHoRs??”

Writing for Craccum is one of the great joys in my life, along with being able to eat ice cream for dinner and get drunk whenever […]
June 5, 2019

Yeah, so about that butt on the cover…

Craccum is proud to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of that time we got censored for having a straight up pornographic issue. To keep our butts […]
May 27, 2019

The Mystery of the Pee Bag

Working at Craccum is truly an interesting experience. We have shit yarns, stress over deadlines and sometimes get free stuff.  Many of the shit yarns we […]
May 21, 2019

It’s 4am and I am Writing a Listicle Out of Desperation: A Memoir

As the end of the semester draws closer at what seems like a glacial pace, you may begin to see those deadlines starting to pile up. […]
May 15, 2019

Depression memes are not a real coping mechanism

I imagine many people are going to feel very called out by the title of this week’s editorial. I myself am super guilty of sending my […]
May 6, 2019

Making an ass of myself, it’s what I do baby

When writing for Craccum, my general rule of thumb is ‘does this make me laugh?’. I can’t always make others laugh, but if I’m having a […]
April 29, 2019

Getting Roasted in the Group Chat: An Autobiography

The group chat is one of the most innocent joys brought to us by social media. Having bants while no having to get out of bed […]
April 9, 2019

C’s get degrees and thankfully so does a C-

Week Six will leave many of us scrambling to find what it was we were actually supposed to have learned so far. It’s a fact that […]