editorials.

March 24, 2019

I’m feeling 22 and fucking tired

This week I celebrated my 22nd birthday, and to the surprise of many, I did not make an Instagram post quoting Taylor Swift’s infamous song. Despite […]
March 11, 2019

What to do when you have already peaked

As I looked at my first editorial (see last week’s Craccum) I felt like a proud mother looking at her firstborn. I was however promptly struck […]
March 4, 2019

Editorial: Welcome to UOA – we have (almost) no culture

As freshers begin to pile in for the beginning of uni, so do their lofty expectations of what uni will be like. Informed by teen comedies […]
September 30, 2018

Editorial: Graduation week is… really weird?

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that this university is, more than anything else, a Hellish Maw that exists primarily to crush and destroy […]
September 30, 2018

Editorial: We’ve got a fancy new office!

If you have no idea where the old Craccum offices were, I don’t blame you – we were literally inside an old broom closet. We had […]
September 10, 2018

Editorial: Wellington is… weird.

I spent a week of the break down in the capital, mostly trying to avoid academic and administrative responsibilities I have up here. It wasn’t very […]
September 10, 2018

Editorial: My Top Four Fuckups When Making A Bowl Of Chickpeas Last night

I promised you bastards I wouldn’t write another column about student politics. I am an honourable man.  [Also, I’m trying to push the magazine to “be […]
August 13, 2018

Editorial: Can We Please, Collectively, Try Not To Fuck This Quite Nice Thing Up

I’m going to apologise in advance for this – I promised myself that I wasn’t going to write two boring-as-hell politics-are-important essays in a row. Sometimes […]
August 5, 2018

Editorial: Week Sixteen

AULSS elections were held last week. This editorial has to be locked in before results are formally announced – so we have no idea who won, […]