August 28, 2019

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

This review contains spoilers, because idk lol. I don’t give a fuck Leonardo “nooo don’t turn 25 ur so sexy aha” DiCaprio andBrad “the Br in […]
August 13, 2019

RETRO REVIEW: Cruel Intentions

Struggling for review content, I decided to search the film annals of 1999 for something to watch; with these movies celebrating their 20 year anniversary, there […]
August 13, 2019


Flicking through the NZIFF catalogue, I stumbled across the name Koyaanisqatsi. Curiosity piqued, I delved into the world of Godfrey Reggio’s 1982 experimental documentary on the […]
August 13, 2019

Escher, Journey into Infinity

M.C Escher himself once said “I fear that there is only one person in the world who could make a really good movie about my prints: […]
August 6, 2019

RETRO REVIEW: Harry Potter Blah Blah Stone Whatever

A few nights ago, I watched the first Harry Potter movie for the first time in quite a while – The Philosopher’s Stone. It’s one of […]
August 6, 2019

The Art of Self-Defense

Jesse Eisenberg at his most Jesse Eisenberg-y. In this film he plays Casey; a timid and socially awkward accountant. When Casey is attacked at random, he […]
August 6, 2019

High Life

High Life is the first English language film by acclaimed French director Claire Denis. In it, a spaceship carrying death row inmates hurtles towards the outer […]
July 29, 2019

The Lion King

It’s time.  My all-time favourite childhood animation has finally turned into life. I was so overjoyed to watch it and when I finally did – I […]
July 29, 2019


Bong Joon-ho rightfully won the Palme d’Or when Parasite screened at Cannes this year, as it was every bit as engaging and thoughtful as I was […]