March 1, 2020


The Oscar movie Scar-Jo wished she were in this awards season. Up until the Oscars, I still hadn’t seen the critically-acclaimed film Parasite. I mean, I’ve […]
October 23, 2019


Memento is the classic who-dunnit, murder-mystery, will-they-snap-or-won’t-they thriller put into a blender and thrown at a wall. It follows the story of Leonard, a man with […]
October 15, 2019


Daylight savings was fucking me over and I couldn’t concentrate, and upon seeing a clip on my Twitter feed about how long ago A Goofy Movie […]
October 15, 2019


I took it upon myself to watch this for Craccum, like Orpheus descending into the depths of Tartarus, but with the knowledge that there was no […]
October 6, 2019

Ad Astra

Briefly reading some reviews before I went to see Brad Pitt In Space, a lot of comments were centred on how it was, well, boring. Some […]
September 29, 2019

The Farewell

Based on an actual lie, Lulu Wang delivers a moving tale exploring the tensions between individualism and collectivism and its impact on transnational family relationships in […]
August 28, 2019

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

This review contains spoilers, because idk lol. I don’t give a fuck Leonardo “nooo don’t turn 25 ur so sexy aha” DiCaprio andBrad “the Br in […]
August 13, 2019

RETRO REVIEW: Cruel Intentions

Struggling for review content, I decided to search the film annals of 1999 for something to watch; with these movies celebrating their 20 year anniversary, there […]
August 13, 2019


Flicking through the NZIFF catalogue, I stumbled across the name Koyaanisqatsi. Curiosity piqued, I delved into the world of Godfrey Reggio’s 1982 experimental documentary on the […]