August 6, 2019

RETRO REVIEW: Harry Potter Blah Blah Stone Whatever

A few nights ago, I watched the first Harry Potter movie for the first time in quite a while – The Philosopher’s Stone. It’s one of […]
August 6, 2019

The Art of Self-Defense

Jesse Eisenberg at his most Jesse Eisenberg-y. In this film he plays Casey; a timid and socially awkward accountant. When Casey is attacked at random, he […]
August 6, 2019

High Life

High Life is the first English language film by acclaimed French director Claire Denis. In it, a spaceship carrying death row inmates hurtles towards the outer […]
July 29, 2019

The Lion King

It’s time.  My all-time favourite childhood animation has finally turned into life. I was so overjoyed to watch it and when I finally did – I […]
July 29, 2019


Bong Joon-ho rightfully won the Palme d’Or when Parasite screened at Cannes this year, as it was every bit as engaging and thoughtful as I was […]
June 5, 2019

The Perfection

Warning: contains discussion of sexual abuse. Netflix’s new steal from award season was a letdown. For a movie billed as a horror without definition, The Perfection […]
May 27, 2019

Detective Pikachu

The video game movie curse is indeed broken, but it’s one bad sequel away from getting stitched back good as new. The Detective Pikachu movie is […]
May 15, 2019

Sonic The Hedgehog (2019) Official Trailer

I was asked on Twitter last week if Craccum was going to review the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie trailer and after the shitshow it proved […]
May 6, 2019


Last year we were treated to the unbelievably massive Infinity War. It seemed like topping it would be virtually impossible. But the team at Marvel Studios […]