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August 10, 2020

Boobwatch, dir. Jonathan Morgan

Boobwatch is a modern classic. The 2011 Baywatch parody is iconic for many reasons. The cinematography, the art direction, the sound mixing. But no reason is […]
August 10, 2020

Cleaning My Dirty Boots with Piss after Work on the Farm and Jerking Off, dir. Idmir Sugary

In this short autobiographical piece, director Idmir Sugary takes on an often underlooked aspect of labour – the process of removing the day’s remains from your […]
August 10, 2020

Eating My Ball Juice, dir. Begeeman

Staring right into the camera, aged director and sole actor Begeeman, a surprisingly accurate lookalike for Kevin Rudd invites you to take part in his culinary […]
August 10, 2020

Edward Penishands, dir. Paul Norman

Edward Penishands is a mostly predictable 87 minute reproduction of Tim Burton’s original, but with Edward spraying spunk everywhere through his well-endowed hands. It begins with […]
August 3, 2020

Kiki’s Delivery Service

I first watched Kiki’s Delivery Service in Year 7, in a time where the world was full of optimism. Now, rewatching in my 20s, I realise […]
August 3, 2020

The Dark Mirror

With the passing of Olivia de Havilland, perhaps the last remaining Big Star of the Golden Age of Hollywood bar the always-younger-than-I-remember Sidney Poitier, I felt […]
August 3, 2020

The Shining, dir. Stanley Kubrick

My axe to grind with this movie is the size of a bus. It has a brilliant atmosphere, compelling mise-en-scène, tension you can cut with a […]
July 27, 2020

Three Identical Strangers, dir. Tim Wardle

Netflix has become a powerhouse when it comes to the release of their documentary films and series. FYRE, Cheer and Tiger King all successfully grabbed the […]
July 27, 2020

Da 5 Bloods, dir. Spike Lee

When I got Da 5 Bloods (2020) on my Netflix recommendations, I couldn’t help but jump right onto it… then I saw it’s almost three hours […]